Friends always coming to you with their problems? Are you constantly being asked for advice? Tired of repeating yourself over and over again? Stress no more. Now you can be a walking motivational speaker thanks to Shia's to-the-point speech. We've broken it up so you can rearrange to suite your needs and be the kickass motivator we all know you are.

Also use the sound clips as notification tones. Or download them. DO IT.