Welcome to the Fart Call : Fart Sounds Game where you can play calls to Sergeant Major Smell, he's an army sergeant who loves talking about farts and making them! When he answers the phone he will talk about his favourite farts and play their fart sounds to you in the most hilarious way! Example of a Fart Call to Major Smell when he answers the phone: "Hello, it's Major Smell here, I've got a fart just for you! I call this one the Cloud Fart because it's fluffy and it rises high" - (Cloud Fart